I am sitting down and looking for a job. am in the midst of a lot of vacancies:
Batman on the Batmobile!
Requirements: The candidate must be either a man or a woman.
be up to 28 years old from birth.
Anywhere in Perm in two minutes. Traffic for three.
To be punctual (for delay - seven years of rubber bullets).
Having an internal and external culture.
Professional skills such as jongling, acrobatics, focuses and pantomimes are welcome!
Knowledge of languages: Russian correct (for clients), Russian ordinary (for all others), Olavsk (for special occasions).
Responsibilities include delivering our delicacies to our beloved customers, as well as participating in our global plans to capture the world.

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