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 14.07.2010
She: By the way, we live a five-minute walk from each other and have not seen each other for weeks.
He: How do you say...we haven’t seen each other for years.
She: I’ve never slept with you before.
He: In general, you’re not sleeping right now... came, fucked and left...
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