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 14.07.2010
At 4:30 a.m., three foreigners arrived. Greetings and silence.
I: Do you have a rocket?
They are: Noah
I am English?
They are: her
I, in broken English: Yor migration cards and passports plus
They are :?? to
I: Cards of Migration
They are: aa, e
(They go into their pockets, get these papers, show them and take them back.)
I: leave passports and cards for registration
They are looking at me.
I: I am registered until you slip. Moning, when you go, he brexit passports take.
They have eyes on the fifth.! to
Fuck me, how can I explain it to you!!? to
One of them with a smile: Speak Russian, I understand.
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