The Monday. On Friday, the partner was scheduled to celebrate his 35th anniversary with the whole team in the person of 10 people, of whom, which is not insignificant in this story, 7 women. With every day of approaching Friday, everyone started not like it, don't take it, don't buy it, we won't go there. On Thursday, our anniversary psychhanul and did the following: I bought in the store ordinary hernia (vegetables) - in the area, according to me, 10 pieces, each of which either roasted, or roasted, generally prepared in all possible ways. On Friday we gather and he puts on the table one by one: fried, salted, etc. Everyone is in shock, and he is so pleased: "And what a fuck you need!"