My sister lives in Germany and married three years ago. Her husband is also Russian, but has been in Germany since childhood. He speaks Russian without an accent, but sometimes gives out pearls:

1st
I asked the juice to drink, it got out of the refrigerator and says, looking at the package:
Will you be orange? This is... with meat.

2nd
He apparently heard somewhere on television the idiom "tellish tenderness". I don’t remember why, he said:
Again these bulls!