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 22.07.2010
I lay with a girl on the couch.
Show me how much you love me.
You’re just cute, no one is better than you.
She is ahh.
I kiss her stomach, I kiss her.
She: Oh you are a chitarist...
I take off her jeans.
Do you have condoms?
I: No...
She: I’ll look at myself now... Oh, I found it!
and Tindy! The door to the apartment opens, her mother and grandmother enter. They turn me.
I: What have I done?! to
They are silent. We’ll wait for your parents and find out.

I sit in the kitchen.
and Tindy! My father comes in.

I wake up. I look at my nokia...two messages...ready to kill a girlfriend for having such a dream ruined.
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