Just two girls (not blondes) long tortured the network office copy printer, unsuccessfully trying to copy something on it. The format of the paper is not the same, then a too dark copy comes out, then too light, then crushed. After 20 minutes of torture, our Sisadmin cannot withstand and sends to the same much-suffering device one almost pure sheet, on which there is only one phrase - "HARE ME TO torture."
The quality of the press improved instantly.