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 11.08.2010
Discussion on the forum news about the release of Lada Granta as a discounted model of Kalina.

xxx: I am frightened by statements that engineers are looking for ways to reduce the price of a particular detail. Not to improve, but to reduce. Could I swallow her?
yyy: you can remove the engine and put the pedal drive
zzz: well yes, and also to remove two extra wheels and the roof along with the doors
xxx: two holes at once in half: jaba... daba... du...
ZZZ: The UGU With an iconostasis in the base instead of an airbag
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