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 12.08.2010
<nippah>: *stabbed into the bathroom - look in the mirror
<nippah>: even without a gentleman on me from the mirror looked at a wild red-eyed monster
<nobu^>: at night they turn into gentlemen
<nobu^>: get up at night, sit down at the nearest computer and begin to emerge everything in a row until you wake up.
... at night the accountant Rosa Stepanovna - a great woman in the years, the hope and support of the department - awoke not herself. She was persecuted by the feeling that something needed to be collected, something not done, unwritten, unproven. Rose Stepanovna was caught up for the annual report, but no - not that, not that. And then she turned on the old computer left of her husband who left the world, loaded an incomprehensible axis and, herself not believing in what she was doing, picked up the incomprehensible "emerge -uDN world". The appearance of lines running on the screen strangely calmed, removed the unclear feeling of underwork. And if there were unsolved dependencies, which Rose Stepanovna miraculously resolved, then itching in the fingers disappeared. In the morning, the accountant laughed at work with red eyes and everyone around believed that it was just a love lack of sleep.
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