and horror.

Ukrainian fixed and mobile operators Ukrtelekom a couple of years ago introduced a service that few people know about. Namely - the ability to send SMS from a mobile phone to a stationary (within the network, of course). When a message arrives on a regular phone, a call is made and when you raise the tube, you can listen to the text of the SMS, which is read by the robot.

One 17-year-old singer-girl went to a disco, where she was stunned by a crazy guy. The story silences where they spent the night and what they did, but that’s not the main thing. Before leaving the dance together with the newly appeared caretaker, she, being slightly sluggish and rightly afraid of failure, sent to the home phone.
SMS (here is such an advanced lady turned out) of the following content:
I won’t go home today 😉

The robot was very advanced and recognized the closing clamps as smiley.

There was a phone call in the apartment. The daughter's mother raises the phone and hears some space alien say in the voice of a serial killer:
I won’t go home today, ha ha ha.