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 17.08.2010
The boat has come to me on the soc. site, all of that..with eyes almost without a spark))) with a status of the type "What about an intimate evening? Details in the About Yourself section (there is always a lot of fun)

Here is a comment from my 65-year-old aunt:

"What, there is nothing more to do? In the evening I can teach you, dear, to sew, to tie, to cook, to plant, to grind, to grind, to bake cookies, to be able to feed your husband, and also to love! So what do you think of our "intim"? Would fit? Then forward! Dare to!! I have to work with my grandchildren."

I think the boots are wrong too.)
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