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 22.08.2010
We gathered in the evening at a friend's house in three, each with his kidder, to celebrate the 5th anniversary of his kidder.
We sit after you eat a cake, drink beer and talk about Finnish different, here the nominee brings us a robot gifted by me, says, it does not work out, machine from it to collect, well, of course we all sat down to collect it, in the beginning rattled trying to collect it, after an hour thought what is wrong here, maybe broken, but bought in America for $ 350, sat already sadly collected it, after 3 hours of ores, disputes, irritated and nervous attempts nothing went out, tired, understood something broken, and had to destroy hope in the eyes of the boy...
Here, this little parasite, gets out of his pocket a rounded stick that we missed, and declares:
Oh, and I wanted to put the last spare part in, well, no problem!
And he ran to the other side... For 3 minutes he was silently watching, crying and roaring at the same time for an hour and a half :D
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