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 28.08.2010
A list of meaningless things people do, I know myself everywhere:
Open the refrigerator, look and close.
Look at the time on your mobile phone and immediately forget it.
Look in the subway tunnel and wait for the train to arrive faster.
When the microwave feeds again, say "Yes, I know, I know!"
- dress up to leave the apartment, come to the comp, squeeze a little more in rolls and a hat, then leave.
- go out of the store to buy sugar and eventually come back with a bunch of all kinds of shit, but without sugar.
Read the inscriptions on the air refresher for a hundredth time to kill time.
Press the call button to make the elevator arrive faster.
Wrap the thread from the tea bag around the handle of the cup, tie it to the node, and then disconnect before washing the cup.
Put the keys in your pocket so that you don’t forget, and then look for a long time.
Select the cursor for the text you read.
Strengthen the control buttons of the telephone when the batteries are in place.
- Talk to the GPS navigator if you are in a very bad mood - to insult him or insult him.

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