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 30.08.2010
BaZz'iL is:
The main thing is that it doesn’t work like one guy in the forum.
"It was funny!
Karoche called me a girl to her, I was scared, but I went, her parents were not at home. Karoche went to the store, bought vodka and five condoms. I went to her, all the way while the fox was walking stood like a fox. Finally I came to her, and the cock stopped standing, I started beating him, but he slept. At the entrance, the caroche opened the vodka for courage, drank half a bank (previously a maximum of 2 drinks). Karoche drank, left the bottle in the entrance, the cock fell asleep. He went up to the 6th floor and swallowed it. He knocked, she opened the door. Beautiful, only small breasts.Went in, she wasn’t nervous. The most cough then went when I began to shake. The fucker was not standing. We sat down with her a little bit, because she started kissing me in the stomach sharply, we went to bed with her. I did not fall, I was probably scared. She started sucking me to get him up. And I was a fucking bitch and sucked her in the mouth, she cried and threw me off the bed. I woke up the next day at her entrance, it was fucking."
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