I work as an admin in the company.

Call: I don’t have the internet!
I: Sorry, but who is this?
Ivanova is an economist.
A minute, I will check. I’m checking out, there’s probably an end to traffic.
I: A minute, I’ll look at your traffic.
...
I: Your day is not exhausted, you see the month is over.
The silence of 10 seconds... seemed badly heard:
How did you know...what does it matter when my period is over?
He throws the phone and the boss calls:
Q: What are you doing to the users?
I am :?! to
N: Well you tell the economist that her monthly is over, are you?
I: The monthly limit has ended, from the word of the month!!! to
N : ) )

Then long laughed first with us, then with them, now this joke goes all over the enterprise, the IT department knows about your monthly!