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 31.08.2010
I was pleased with the achievements of V.V. For the past two months, Chuck has been smoking in the side

Managing an aircraft as a “second pilot” during fire extinguishing:

Article of 11.5. Violation of safety rules of operation of aircraft. Control of an aircraft by a person who does not have the right to control it,
It entails the imposition of an administrative fine in the amount of two thousand to two thousand five hundred rubles.
Vladimir Vladimirovich told about his impressions about the Lada Kalina. I didn’t drive at high speeds, but 140-145 we went.
Article of 12.9. Exceeding the established speed
by p. 3) entails the imposition of an administrative fine in the amount of one thousand to one thousand five hundred rubles.
The bus on the Amur route:
4 is Departure in violation of traffic rules on the side of the road intended for opposite traffic.
deprivation of the right to drive vehicles for a period of four to six months.
Advertising of cars...............
Article of 14.9. Restriction of competition by authorities, local self-government bodies
imposing an administrative fine on officials in the amount of fifteen thousand to thirty thousand rubles.
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