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 02.09.2010
The story of the fact that in every minus is hidden a fat plus...
A woman received a notification by mail about a fine for excess speed.
I looked at the photo - her car, the fine she paid, but the fact is that during the violation of the PDD, the lady, along with the car, was in the country forty kilometers from the third ring, but in the police she did not say a word.
It is clear as a good day that it was a double car (the hijackers break the numbers under the already existing car).
Since the time on the photo was six in the morning, the lady suggested that her twin was rushing to work.
Every day, two weeks, from half-sixth to half-seventh, our heroine was waiting for a double on the same place of the third ring. I saw it once, but did not catch it, it was very fast. The other time, the movement was louder and she managed to adjust to him.
The man walked into some office and entered. The barkeeper parked away, approached the office and called the evacuator.
A truck arrived, the evacuator pulled a passport from the lady, documents on the car and, without unnecessary words, loaded the machine-double onto the platform. By the edge of the eye, the lady saw in the crowd a man who was very worried, but did not dare to say anything...
As a result, our heroine, as before, rides on her car, but her parents have the same carpet, on which the old women now drive to the village for milk. These were my neighbors and they told me this story.
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