We have a great man at work, he rattles the driver. In general, he wanted to go on vacation, the simple way he did not go and instead of a statement wrote "chelobitny"... We cried all the office a week.
(Punction and spelling are preserved, the name of the director has only been put into XX)

The Almighty Commander
Heavenly Investment Office
Botanical XX
From the hologram of horseback rides

Celebrated

Oh, you are red sunshine, XXX light XXX! I thank you, my brother, for your care and the good of others! Shlet a tribute to you for transportation and other important assignments of Vank. And asks to give free about 5 days of workers, in order to expose the overseas land, Rumania called... Contrary to evil insinuations and all other ridicules, I decline to be like a lamb, not to frighten the inhabitants of there and others to make disgrace, so as not to shame our office of Heavenly and your name of light... May the all-powerful ruler descend upon you grace beyond earth, prosperity of the unseen horrors of yours and a lot of gold in your closets. I hope in you and I trust...

The boss without blinking the eye signed, then walked 2 days with a smile at 32 teeth)))