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 10.09.2010
1 - and today I went to work an hour earlier... confused the time of demand

2 How is it?

It is dark in the morning, the blinds are closed.
We have a church 100 meters away.
And from 7 in the morning it starts to ring every 15 minutes.
3 strokes - 7:45, 8:45 and so on.
I usually get up at 8:45 at the alarm clock.
And today I woke up, it broke 3 times, I thought I didn't hear the alarm and went to the bathroom, didn't look at the clock.
Then I dressed up, and then I realized that it was early.
Not clothes anymore. and popper on the bus.

2 is instructive:
The 21st century – the programmer lives on the church bell... ;)
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