Before going to the army, I said goodbye to my grandfather and he said:
Have you read Switch?
No, I am saying.
- Well, take the honor, and be in the army Swiss, then your service
It will be easier.
In the train on the way to the part, I swallowed this booklet and really became its main character. Not that it would be easier for me, but more fun definitely. I arranged performances of anything, for example: Our squadron has a Komsomol assembly. Commander of the Squadron:
Comrades of Komsomol, we have a restructuring and acceleration in the country.
I suggest calling the first squad for the soccer competition, which will be
The proposals?
I raise my hand and get the word:
– Comrade Lieutenant, I suggest not calling them into the competition.
They are calm and we will not lose.
- What nonsense, this is a strange position, but how to measure the forces and
In this competition, we will defend the honor of our fourth team.
The Squadron?
Again I take the word:
If we have publicity and openness, I will say it for myself. Not personally from me.
Depending on whether to get into our squad or not, without me decided, even in what
I will serve in a city and even in a republic. Nor is anyone
I asked what kind of troops I wanted to serve. I would like, for example,
serving in intelligence, lying on his home couch and exploring,
Today on the telecast. So, to be honest, I cherish our honor.
The squad is the same as the first.
Staley began to lose his face.
So on Saturday, instead of a movie, you’ll go to the cinema.
The Sports City!
I take the word:
Because we are here people of subjectivity, and being free for nothing
We didn’t go to a black-and-white movie about the red Turkestan, we don’t care.
The trouble or that.
My colleagues supported me:
Better in the air in a colorful sports town than in a dark black and white.
The Cinema.
I continue to:
And then, it seems to me that a member of the Komsomol organization should not
to threaten the repression of the entire Komsomol organization of the squadron.
Staley greenered and cried out: “You don’t understand, fools, if we don’t vote for my proposal, I’ll be shaken in the headquarters, and I’ll shake you!”! to
I raise my hand:
Comrade Komsomolets, I propose to vote for the proposal of the Commander.
The squadron and call this unfortunate first squadron to compete.
The commander was not in the headquarters. Who is for?
Staley shut his head with his hands and whispered quietly under his nose:
What do I do here...?
As a result, instead of an hour of struggle with sleep, we had a fun time.
And the very first time I turned on Schweitz was in the first days of service, when the commander of the company asked:
Are there domestic complaints?
I honestly admitted that I have some shorts and a short blanket, the legs underneath it. The captain "involved Petrosyan" and issued a soldier joke of the pre-Petersburg era:
The blanket is short. Then cut off the strip from above and take it down.
Where are the feet.
Everyone stopped except me. The next morning, when my sergeants to the commander that I had done so, the commander, looking at my white-stringed blanket, asked, “Are you an idiot?” I answered, "The advice is really strange, but I thought that you would not advise anything bad that would harm your subordinate or company property. The captain immediately ordered to give me a new one and no more officers or sergeants joked with me, and I slept under a large zero, a warm blanket and thanked my grandfather Vasya for myself.