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 15.09.2010
A colleague in the office on the cell phone calls his wife, the phone is good, hears well:
Remember what we talked about on Friday?
We talked a lot about.
About my wishes.
About what exactly?
Oh well shit!
I have a dozen drawings in A0 format, the last thing I want to do right now is listen to amorphous requests. An amorphous power plant is enough. Specifically what to do?
That thing with Velvet.
Under the left pillow.
Under which?
with the dolphins.
and Wii! Pleasant cries and cotton in the palms. Suddenly silent and quiet. Oh, what is this cloth?
It was loaded in the store.
What is it?
I have no idea. On the note was written "pingvin, like a cat".
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