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 19.09.2010
Diesel: I seem to have my nose broken
Balu: How is it? Clashed again?
Diesel: Yes, if... stupidly, I looked at Rocky Balboa, felt like a cool super boxer, hit the door, jumped to her, and she reopened and I lay on the floor all in blood and rust...
You are an idiot ?
Diesel: it is not the end yet) a friend advised to attach something cold to the nose, there was nothing in the freezer except sausages, I am now sitting in the room, my nose is stuck between two sausages, Dad has seen it all, he is now sitting in the kitchen and chewing, soon the mother will come. I’m ashamed to get out of the room now ?
by Balu :)
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