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 29.09.2010
Purchased a synthesizer to the son - a teacher of simple melodies + animals in English to guess, in the store did not check, because. There were no batteries in the package. On the road bought cheap Chinese, the houses immediately unpacked, as soon as I put the last battery from the speaker on the whole room spread:
Mother Mother...
I quickly switched off, turned on - the same picture. My wife and I are in shock, we are already considering a plan to avenge the seller who put us so in front of the child. Here comes the idea of inserting good batteries from the camera - I insert, I turn on - a fun voice is given:
My dear friend...
The Friendly Hood. The Curtain
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