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 07.10.2010
I don’t want you to give birth prematurely.
A child writes to me.
Anton: and we will test for relativity) you will be a mother - you will not turn away, you will have to get married))
Christina: Oh lords, Tony, I'm sorry that I didn't use the spam filter in the correspondence, now you're pregnant...
Anton: here you are all such... allergy to the filter, allergy... and antivirus to bring me from the pharmacy, it is weak for us...
But without a filter is more interesting than with a filter.
It was my fault, I knew who you were writing to.
Anton: I trusted you... I did everything for you... I even spoke to you, and you... it’s your child, Chris, yours!
What is right now mine? You have proved.
It wasn’t just me that wrote, didn’t it?? to
Anthony : No! How could you think! I have always been loyal to you. You were the first person ever to write to me! Tears, the thistle has flowed
Remove the child in the basket.
Anton: What is it? You have broken! How could you think of removal? I'm not a chatbot for you to write to everyone and remove the kids!
Go ride with him yourself.
I'm not going to pay for your child on the internet.
When he grows up, you will say that his father was an admin and died during the execution.
And I will install it! I have been suffering for 9 months, jumping and installing! I dare not get closer than a mile. Traffic will still be paid. My child will not suffer because his father is irresponsible.

Z is. The real correspondence
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