My friend decided to joke about me. I hid my black jacket, and in its place hanged a female of my size and pink, twisted the light in the hallway, and moved my alarm clock half an hour ahead. I have to mention that I work at night as a guard, in the end when I gathered, in the dark and jumped out on the street, only in the middle of the way I realized that I was walking in a pink jacket, camouflage trousers and bars on a bare foot.
Gentlemen, sorry that instead of a blonde on your whistle turned uncle under 190 with an unbarred moustache. I understand your surprise, but still on your innocent question I poured you and seed and lily... Greetings, you raised my mood very much, now I will walk in this jacket in the evenings. Up to new meetings