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 08.10.2010
I took my girlfriend to work six months ago. in the marketing department. Since in the organization the principles are strict and “family” is not welcomed, then accordingly we are not familiar with each other.

The morning. and Tuesday. I sit in the office alone. My doll with square eyes, a flash, a folder and some mother.
-Imirek..., like you... Battkovich, save, the flash report was removed under the joyful whisper of the casper, and it is to be handed over in half an hour!!! to
– Olga..., like you... Motherland, please address the admin, this question is in his power.
I am sorry, I am sorry!! Do you want me to share a chocolate with you?! to
and Amen! Chocolate, we should have started.
I restore the file on the flash drive (I can, I just malware, otherwise I have all the bugs and still a hellish gap of employees of varying degrees of accusation, and I am in the status and profile is not appropriate, the chief engineer is still, the chief - shorter).
Angry whisper: - To whom you will tell what helped - such anal punishments will be arranged that you will not dream in the worst nightmare!
Glad: - Of course, thank you for the huge, half-chocolate from me! Running out of the office and blocking the door, down the whole corridor: -YES, YES, HE HELP ME! Everybody has heard? He helped me!! to
What will you do with her? The promise must be fulfilled...
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