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 10.10.2010
The poker site.

I got a shaver machine and decided to buy an electric shaver. I went to the store, picked, bought. Even with a charged battery. And before that, waiting for the purchase, I didn't shave for a week - well, such a normal beard grew up))) I go home, meet a very sympathetic girl. I decided to experiment, very well:

Sorry, can you help me?

Depending on what...

I only have one question to answer, but it is very important to me.

Let me try.

- Tell girls, well, and you in particular, what do you like guys - bearded or smoothly shaved? (I am standing with a beard)

-.... / thought))) /... well of course smoothly shaved (I would answer the opposite - even easier)))

- Okay, wait a moment... (I quickly get the shave and start shaving, first shock, then a smile, then hysteria))))

Nothing will stop us from getting to know. Drink a cup of coffee in...

- ))))))))) Let’s go
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