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 14.10.2010
A terrible grandmother, with a brick face, enters the mall with her two sons, looks at everyone like Lenin looks at the bourgeoisie, and spies on the children on the slightest occasion. The seller addresses her:
Hi, welcome to you. What nice kids!
The Twins?
What shit are you doing, fool? One is 9 years old, the other 8 years old. You are blind or
Just an idiot?
No, neither the one nor the other. I could not believe that someone
I dare fuck you twice.
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