Lobby Attack
This story happened forty years ago. My late father was considered a major specialist in projects of rescue and restoration of architectural monuments. He even had several inventions in this area.
One of his inventions was a beautiful chromium piece, made on order and existing in a single copy. My father gave it to someone who was on a trip to the object.
That time, a aunt from Daddy's department went on a trip. She herself is fragile, thirty-five years old, with a woman’s bag in her hands.
of Zakarpatia. The old semi-destructed church and our aunt alone in the evening, arriving at the object, begins to make measurements, etc. There is a healthy cloud with very bad intentions, which it does not hide.
On one side the field, on the other the forest.
In the beginning, the man decided to rob our aunt, which was easily accomplished. He took ten rubles of money from his bag, a passport, a roulette, and got to his dad’s brilliant stuff. Then I forced her to take off the blouse.
The woman slowly began to say goodbye to life, because to dig a corpse in the Carpathians, it is such nothing.
Before finally ruining his karma, the man studied the thing with interest:
What is this?
My aunt woke up with courage.
Are you not playing in your village? It is a spirit guitar. U is
All of us in Lviv went over to such guitars. It sounds like a guitar.
It only needs to blow in it like a pipe. It’s better than playing it.
Anyone, even those who do not know the ordinary. Bad is only what cannot be
Sing and play immediately. One has to sing, the other has to play. The husband's guitar
But I lack the strength to shoot...
It looked stuffy and really beautiful: Chromium metal frame
30 to 20 points. Hole, hole and buttons. It is obviously inexpensive.
The thief turned and turned her in his hands:
A... I remembered. I saw this thing at a wedding, I didn’t really play it. A is
Let me show you where they are? I have forgotten...
Go into that hole and blow.
The man leaned the stuff to his lips and that there is a strength of the puddle. There was only a swallowing splash.
Is it not playing?
First blow and then press the button.
The man inspired and pressed.
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And this tool was used to study the hardness of bricks in ancient buildings. When a button was pressed, from this piece, under the action of a powerful spring, a hammer with a steel ball at the end flew out and made a hole in the brick. The smaller the hole, the stronger the brick.
No matter how healthy this robber was, but his forehead was not made of brick. Although it is necessary to pay tribute to him: he managed to not die with a pierced skull before the arrival of the police and the ambulance.
Since then, my father has been travelling on such journeys on his own.
No one called him, other than his guitar.