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 15.10.2010
The Romanian:
How to surprise a girl in bed?
The Chess! She will surely be in shock.
by Lady Vixen:
Well, that depends on how sharply they will appear in bed.
The Romanian:
You kiss... You’re already naked... He says, a nice baritone – let’s play? and chess
by Lady Vixen:
Or better...
by Lady Vixen:
You kiss... a crowd where the thread is in the hall... you dress up on the way to the bedroom... already naked... He says, with a pleasant baritone – let’s play?, with a sharp movement of his hand, he pulls the blanket from the bed... And.... The Chess!! to
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