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 18.10.2010
In 1990, in one of the colleges, they decided to celebrate Victory Day.
45 years from the date of completion. And according to tradition, it was necessary to prepare a speech of the frontman before agricultural workers. In the colloquium there was one, and not a simple one, but with the star of the Hero.
Earlier, he was invited to rallies on the occasion of the celebration of Victory Day, but there was an extensive speech required, with some details of the fight against the fascists. In order for everything to go as well, the chairman decided to prepare the frontman, discussing the topic of the speech in advance. For what the veteran, during the reception hours for personal matters, was invited to the office by the chairman. Having explained the situation to the veteran, the chairman took out two cups, a bottle and a simple snack from the safe, in order to disappear all the offices of the meeting.
“Well, Petrovich, I need to tell you what you were awarded for.
“Hero of the Soviet Union,” the chairman said.
Another fifty more.
Petrovich silently turned the second, smelled a piece of salt and said:
- So what to say here, for fear - that's why - and put empty
glass on the table. The President was surprised:
- I don't understand you, how is that? he said, filling again.
How, how, and so on. You are a wise man, here you go:
We forced Dnieper, but we could not stand on that shore.
The Germans were there fortifications, and the tanks they constantly supported us. A is
The guns had not yet arrived at our site, here they should have arrived. by V
When we threw our squadron out on that shore, that was where it began. Half of
The squadron immediately shot, who died, who was seriously wounded. I chose myself.
position better, and let the machine gun water. What will the tanks do?
The bullet. And I cut it all, and the bullet got overheated. The grenades in
The move went. Then again I was scared, I was scared.
There was an explosion and silence. I cut off for a while,
It turns out. I woke up, scratched the earth, and let’s scratch again.
With tanks. The tanks are already far away, walking behind. It turned out,
While I was unconscious for a while, our artillery began, the guns started.
came to. We had a difficult place, but we got over.
Then I was told how I was awarded a star. As we were thrown out on that shore, the top command was watching us. Remain or not. When I broke up, everything was quiet. It turns out, I was shooting one of the machine guns - there was no one. But then it happened that I also woke up, and our guns began to shoot. I shot again, I was young, it was scary. At that time, the commander looked at me from that shore in the binoculars. One fighter is brave, one holds. I was not afraid.
I don’t know how, but I was sent off the show. That’s how I got a star.
– Petrovich, well, so it was scary – it was nothing. He did not give up and
You went away, just because you didn’t get such a reward.
I would not flee anywhere. You know, I missed a bigger...
The trousers... a whisper. from fear. voluntarily and consciously.
There was no return to the road. That’s what you do, Mr. President.
Take a stand and don’t dare to give up. Maybe it was rewarded for that. I am,
After the war, I told you the first thing. This is my move.
The president, after thinking a little, poured out more and said:
We will not say anything about your work.
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