My boyfriend returns from the army after 2 months:
I'll come - I'll drink a week, then a week of sex, then a week of sleep. And then I am a normal person.

Who will you have sex with this week?

You will not be accepted.

I can’t wait so long in a row ?

Well, with breaks for sleep and food.

And for romance. I’m a girl, I just don’t want it, I want romance.

It will be romantic.

Can you think of anything so romantic for me? Or are you going to fuck again?

Q: Can I just kiss you for a week and then romance and flowers?

WOW: Well I think you can only have a week to recover your brain, then I want romance!! to

Will you come and I have a month? ?

No need for monthly.

I may bother you, but I can’t control some of my body’s processes)))

You did not serve in the army.

I was not taken for that.)