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 20.10.2010
Give in good hands the cat "NoName".
The set is standard - four legs, tubal tail, huge ears, curious eyes, wet nose.
The outer body is gray-white, there are no parasites and scratches on the surface.
Made three months ago.
Features: falls rarely, performance is good, learning is at a high level. Installed games "club", "network", "hidden", "labyrinth:computer desk" and others.
Requirements: daily recharge with food and water, room, good host, frequent use of established games. Definitely (!!!) every day to produce processes "to smooth", "to chew behind the ear", "to talk".
It is given in good hands, and the kindness of the hands will be checked on the preliminary interview on the ace and on the full-time bet.
Call for 4seven1seven10tw1

p.s miss please, cat nobody wants to shelter tt and cat needs his admin very much
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