I went back to the apartment, no one’s home. Open the cranes on the pipes (so that hot and cold water was). In an hour I go to the toilet and feel that the carpet on the floor is wet - again the crane on the pipe flows a little. Hanged the carpet to dry, washed the floor - all smooth.
After 5 minutes:
With the girl a month like in a quarrel, so decided to "tune out". After some manipulations at the monitor with the porn site ran to the toilet to bring the early preparations to a logical completion. But half that melt is not high yet!! to
The conclusion: The parents who returned soon found me naked without consciousness, with my pants down and the “essence of life” flowing from the causal place.
If it wasn’t a postponement from the military committee in connection with a brainwashing, I would probably hang myself, so as not to feel like a fool from the American youth comedy.