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 25.10.2010
The evening. The older sister - a blonde (30 years old) is watching a movie on television. In advertising, I switch to broadcasting about other planets and worlds.
Blonde is Fou! That you are watching? How can it be interesting...?
I: You don’t understand, it’s so fascinating, maybe there’s another reasonable life elsewhere...
(According to the planet Pluto)
I: Did you know that a year on Pluto lasts 250 Earth years?
Blonde: In the sense? o_o
I: Well, Pluto makes one orbit around the Sun in 250 years
The Blonde: Aaa! This is how the year counts!!! to
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