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 29.10.2010
The vacation:

We need a quality designer-illustrator-virtuoso in the studio.

The Requirements:

It would be great to have the technology of Matte Painting. At least a little.
• Portfolio is required.
• Desirably strong health, endurance, hard work, agility, ability to use grabbers, hairs, forks, shovels and other agricultural tools.
Work without intimacy, do not junk or freelance at work!
Experience as a curtain designer from a year and experience of communicating with dogs are also welcome.
We have a dress code - the appearance should be cluttered, slightly stupid, but tight, a Latin American appearance is desirable (men wear hats).
The Conditions:

You will need to work for the idea and a little more for the programmer.
Toilets and internet are paid.
Schedule of work: lifelong (there is a cemetery).
• Test period of 4 years.

And if seriously, we need a boy or girl between the ages of 20 and 45 with a sense of taste, humor and beauty.

Smart, interesting and knowledgeable such things as printing, grid (any, even fishing) and Russian.

With mutual understanding, we can even agree on remote work, but you need to live in St. Petersburg, no matter how you want it.
Source: http://bash.im
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