At the very beginning, according to tradition, the so-called conference. A girl with her dad came on stage. Read expressively all formal information, about the rector, pro-rector, jury. Then went to the "box, which stands at the exit and in which, if you liked the performance you can drop your ticket..." Further it was necessary to say that the "faculty, which received the most votes..." Instead, the girl, mixing the words "who picked up" and "the greatest" issued the great phrase: "Faculty THE LOWEST..." The hall for a minute reared from laughter, and not immediately calmed down. In short, the "conference" turned into a warm-up! Just unforgettable! X-D