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 06.11.2010
XXX: I made a proposal today...
Wow, is it already? You have been dating for a month!
I realized she was my half.
What about yesterday?
We woke up yesterday morning after a stormy sex, she is lying all that dark, and suddenly turns to me and says, “Do you want to suck?”
xxxh: as long as I hide, she screams "and here’s nihuya, I’m the first" rushing to the toilet
HH: That was when I understood it.
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