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 07.11.2010
How are new roads being built in Russia?

Where a pedestrian passes, a bicycle passes.
Where a bicycle passes, a motorcycle passes.
Where a motorcycle passes, there a motorcycle passes.
- where the SUV passed, there is soon a traffic jamming from ordinary cars
Only remains :

- to allocate from the budget a couple of billions of dollars "for the construction of roads" to spread them between a couple of next "pasechniks", then sign papers on the commissioning of the road in operation
Road signs: “uneven road” and “30”
Hide under every bush of craving.

The road is ready for operation!
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1011/j101106;1.html
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