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 07.11.2010
It was a story about the intelligent cat Fantastic.
I sit in the apartment, knock on the door, whistle, then a cat scream, although we don’t have cats, the door closes. Then the wife rushes to the kitchen, cuts the sausages and flies the bullet on the staircase cage, looking like a murky cat from the neighboring house is wrapping our sausage.
reconstruction of events. Not stupid, to see, the cat came up with a way to eat at any time. The guard is at home, and there are home phones everywhere, until one of the old men enters the entrance. Shrinking in trace. Further, everything is simple, while the elderly in the darkness try to get into his apartment, he puts his ass under the closing door of the apartment, wildly rattles and jumps on the staircase cage and waits on the stairs. Pity old men, "pressed the cat," after a few minutes pull him out to eat.
And it works inexorably.
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