Thirty Years (22 years):
Hi dear Wau!
The current wife of ZZZ. Do you know such? and ;-)
I know that you are closely and regularly communicating with him, corresponding, calling... I suppose he is still indifferent to you. I am right? If so, I have a big request for you.
Please bring it back to you, I ask you very much. The man is, in principle, good, interesting, but I have no strength to tolerate his weirdnesses, stumblings, discomforts, and now also constant drunkenness with the roof, horrendous multi-day mocking and bullying.
I would love to let him go to you, especially because zzz is very interested in Peter.
Maybe you can deal with him...

Wau (42 years old, ex-wife of zzz):
Dear young user!
Unfortunately, we are forced to inform you that the warranty obligations for the goods of "Baby "Man" apply only for the period of the test drive before the date of the final decision on purchase. Replacement of this type of goods by a similar is not provided. In the event that you have a cash check and a warranty voucher, if hidden defects are detected, we recommend contacting the manufacturer of the above goods, LLC "Mama", directly for return. These recommendations do not apply to cases of non-purpose use of the goods.
Good shopping for you!
The support service.