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 19.11.2010
Wanna be wanna!! Where is your mother at the foot of the promised report of the done slavery?
I slowly take the mouse in my hand, weave it to the Word icon and with two confident moves press the mouse key.
WOW: I quickly press the keyboard keys, no click under my wet fingers! Oh wow wow! And even faster!
My fingers tremble of excitement! The first page is already printed. My fingers are sick of pleasant pain. The second page, haha!
I stopped, smoked and pressed ctr+print.
WOW: Luckily I’ll bring you this scratched report... it’s warm and smells like a printer, fucking...
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