Kill me with:
I sit with my wife in the kitchen, drink tea, she strangely smiles and looks at the clock. I don’t pay attention... there’s a bell in the door, she jumps up with the words "it’s to me" and runs to open. In 5 seconds, her ex-husband flies in, beats me in the beard, while I try to catch what is happening, they go out to him in the car and laughing leave... shoot until I found them... save the happy couple.