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 20.11.2010
My awakening today. Actors are Mom (M), Dad (P) and I.
The approaching top. The door to the room opens.
Q: Daughter, get up and sleep again!! to
I: I’m up now.
A removed top. The scene is repeated three times, in the breaks I sleep happily.
Rise up, I will swallow you!
I am...mmm...
Suspiciously quiet steps... Dad with a happy face carries water in his palms and enthusiastically spills it on my head. Water is unexpectedly a lot and when I try to turn it rolls into my ear.
Q: I have already escaped! with the top disappears to the side of the mother
I am AAAAAA! by Maamam!!! He poured water into my ear!! I run *
Why did you pour it in cold water?! to
Q: No, I got the heat!
M is! So then okay. My daughter, get up!! to
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