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 28.11.2010
The Automotive Forum. How to earn a car:

Now we will show you how to significantly save on the purchase of a car for this we invite Sergey and Vasily. To Sergey we will give a three hundred gram bowl with red ivory for 220 hryvnia, and to Vasily a three hundred gram bowl with cabbage ivory for 6 hryvnia, and we will ask the boys to eat everything. Five hours later the guys went to the toilet – and we’ll see what happened: Sergey had an unexpected result – the red caviar turned into a shit, let’s see what happened to Vasily: mind me! The same shit! If there is no difference, why pay more?
It turns out, buying every day a bowl of cabbage caviar, instead of red - you will save 214 hryvnia daily, that is, following a simple arithmetic for a year, you will save 78 110 hryvnia, and this is already a small Peugeot 107. So the choice is up to you: eat a red caviar and get a shit, or eat a caviar and get a pejo!!! Save on the cabbage!! to
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