I spoke now with a comrade who yesterday spent the whole day designing passes for the cars of his organization’s employees, not somewhere, but to the Kremlin, where, in the Palace of Congress, some corporate celebration will soon take place. Here is attention! What he found out yesterday. He learned that the entry of Russian-made cars into the Kremlin is strictly prohibited.

They fear that the cars of our assembly will explode as soon as they enter the Kremlin.