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 18.04.2008
I sell a bass guitar. Corpus from the ural, griff from another guitar. Color black - griff blue. There is no breakdown.
All scratched - but there is a plus! A beautiful tree that has lasted for years. Strings 4, the sound is spread directly from the sensors to the output. It sounds like a bass oral guitar, even worse. But the sound in this "instrument" is not the main thing.
With this guitar, for example, you can ride on any catamaran or with a certain skill to break the back of the boxer Valuev. Perfect for playing hockey or tennis. Breaking it down on a scene with a spectacular burning at the end unfortunately won't work (force is not enough), but not a fact.
Suitable for punk style. One type of tool will make you introduce the unstable psychic of teenagers into a stupor, while playing is not necessary.
Whoever really needs to even take a shot can, the price of the contract, passwords, appearances in person.
Source: http://bash.im
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