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 07.12.2010
xxx: in short, went to the store, to Rublevsky's own, at that time there were rounds of people with bottles of different types of alcohol. And 70% of them are already drunk and came for the dog. Those who just buy products are less than 5%. Now I go: people are 3 times less than usual, 1 man is worth choosing cheese... Read the expiration date, and loudly

xxx: the next chooses a cleaning agent, a gang of "potsans" goes with bottles, I think, thank God, I fit - whites... Another in chocolate candy chooses... NONE MAN WITH BLOOM. I did not even take a beer for myself, but a chocolate for tea... already paid, a man comes out, too with this, with a basket, well, it is clear that there is a vince or a bottle of water... X$y there are bananas!

XXX: and as he was going out, I met a buey like this, so he took, held the door and waited until I went out.
What shit is happening?
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