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 07.12.2010
Ireland is now below zero for the second week. The disaster. From the Russian forum:

"I drank coffee a week ago, with my 7 year old neighbor. The young mother is single, Irish.She says don't let God the water freeze like last year... And I give her, and you leave the water on the night, then it won't freeze. And she: So it is constantly to heat it, no oil is enough. I do not, do not need to heat, just open the crane, let the cold flow, then it will not freeze. How is it...???? Well, I explained in two words... the movement is shorter, there... molecules... Yesterday asks me, is there water? I say, and I do not have!Is the water included at night? Oh, fuck, I forgot... Today the door is ringing. A delegation opens up. My neighbor and a few other friends. Well, they say, tell me... What do you have for fake molecules and why don’t we have them? And the most important thing is where to write and whom to complain about??? I was confused..."
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