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 08.12.2010
I urge the boss to make the tablets: "Do not touch - it will kill" and "Do not include - people are working". The boss then forgets, then something else, in the end, I go to rejection - no profit without a sign, life is more expensive. The boss gives a lock with a key - hang, say, in addition to the ears of the box, no one will open, the key only you have. I swallowed and went to work. He wrote "do not turn on" on the paper, glued to the scotch, switched off the machine, hanged the lock. I work.
The radio played. I didn’t pay attention at first, and then, as I hit my head, the radio played! It is asked in the rosette. I let the wire go, which cleaned, the pulse jumped. I take a prob - there are certain phases, and I cleaned the zero, and the phases in a centimeter from the hand were. I don’t want to go to 380. If you don’t die, you’ll burn up heavily, you’ll get stuck to this tension for some reason... I’m going to “discover.” The box is open, one ear is opened, the machine is turned on. There are 6 Uzbek people working in the organization. We begin to find out - they have a plate hanging on this machine in the wagon, and a hose hanging. What is written on paper? Not to exclude. And I didn’t turn off, I just clicked, made the plate to work. Why do I shake my ear? How else to get there?” The boss notices wisely, well, you would not help the tablets. Immediately an ultimatum was put forward - until tomorrow the tablets in two languages, Russian and Uzbek. It was invoked by the most explicit Uzbek, who wrote in Uzbek language in Latin "Do not touch. It will kill!” In the evening, I picked up my ears with electric weld. The next day continued. Two tables and a castle. I work. The boss calls - urgently blow to the warehouse, there you need to reconnect the machines. In the warehouse, I was delayed for 3 hours - I had to do, connect, phase... At the same time I ate in the dining room.
I go back and shout – the radio sings. At the closet the picture is a sprinkled castle, and next to it is a Uzbek. What do you think he does there? Stand and watch that no one puts anything in excess while they are cooking there. I call the boss, unavailable. I leave him a note that I resign, and I leave there for Fig.)))
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